Anything But Pilates That One Killed Jesus
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Anything But Pilates That One Killed Jesus — Funny Gym Wear
$31.00
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$31.00
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En Gymbros cada prenda es corte unisex gym-fit.
| Talla | Ancho cm / in | Largo cm / in |
|---|---|---|
| S | 42 / 17" | 69 / 27" |
| M | 46 / 18" | 71 / 28" |
| L | 51 / 20" | 74 / 29" |
| XL | 56 / 22" | 76 / 30" |
| 2XL | 61 / 24" | 79 / 31" |
| 3XL | 66 / 26" | 81 / 32" |
Ancho: de axila a axila con la prenda en plano. Largo: del hombro más alto al ruedo inferior.
Tallas estándar americanas (US). Aproximadas ±2 cm. Medí en plano una prenda que ya tengas y compará.
🚚 Envíos y cambios
- Antes de enviar: 3 a 5 días hábiles.
- Guatemala: 2 a 4 días hábiles de envío.
- Internacional (USA, México, Europa): 5 a 10 días hábiles de envío.
- Cambios de talla: después de la entrega, escríbenos por WhatsApp.
📦 Pídelo hoy → te llega aprox. entre el 30/10 y el 9/11
🔒 Pago 100% seguro
The tank top Anything But Pilates That One Killed Jesus by Gymbros announces in golden letters and lightning bolts that you train everything but Pilates. Sleeveless tank fit, soft cotton and a high-durability print for training, going out or everyday.
Your training plan has room for almost everything: legs, back, chest, arms and even a few cardio sets if you really have to. But every time someone suggests Pilates, you raise your hand to weigh in.
Your tank top Anything But Pilates That One Killed Jesus says it straight: the phrase "De todo menos Pilates: ese mató a Jesús" (anything but Pilates, that one killed Jesus) in golden letters, surrounded by blue and yellow lightning bolts with sparks. Gym humor with a pun that lands fast and gets people talking on its own.
What if someone does not find it funny? It's humor and it's your gym. The gold and the lightning stand out on the dark fabric, and the high-durability print holds up through every wash without losing its shine.
You step up to the rack, load the bar and your training partner reads the phrase, laughs and asks for one just like it. The PR of the day is already on its way. Made for those who never miss a gym day.
Train everything but Pilates
The phrase "De todo menos Pilates: ese mató a Jesús" (anything but Pilates, that one killed Jesus) in golden letters over blue and yellow lightning bolts with sparks. Gym humor with a pun for those who prefer iron. Available as a tee, oversized tee, sweatshirt, tank, long sleeve and hoodie, all with the same design and unisex fit.
Gymbros quality
- 🧵 Comfortable unisex cotton for training and everyday
- 🎨 High-durability, wash-resistant print
- 💪 Sleeveless tank fit
- 📏 Sizes S to 2XL — see the size guide below
FAQ
What is the Anything But Pilates That One Killed Jesus design about? It shows the phrase "De todo menos Pilates: ese mató a Jesús" (anything but Pilates, that one killed Jesus) in golden letters with blue and yellow lightning bolts and sparks. It's gym humor with a pun.
What sizes do you carry? S to 2XL, unisex fit. Check the size guide by garment type on this page.
Which garments is this design available on? Tee, oversized tee, sweatshirt, tank, long sleeve and hoodie, all with the same design.
What is it made of? Soft unisex cotton with a high-durability, wash-resistant print. Comfortable fit for training and everyday wear.
Do you ship? Yes — FREE shipping to all markets: Guatemala 2-4 business days; United States, Mexico and Europe 5-10 days.
Do you accept size exchanges? Yes, size exchanges after delivery — message us on WhatsApp or Instagram @gym_brosgt. We do not offer returns or refunds.
How do I care for it? Wash in cold water, do not tumble dry and do not iron over the print so it lasts longer.
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