{"product_id":"de-todo-menos-pilates-ese-mato-a-jesus","title":"Anything But Pilates That One Killed Jesus","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003etee Anything But Pilates That One Killed Jesus\u003c\/strong\u003e by Gymbros announces in golden letters and lightning bolts that you train everything but Pilates. Classic unisex fit, soft cotton and a high-durability print for training, going out or everyday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour training plan has room for almost everything: legs, back, chest, arms and even a few cardio sets if you really have to. But every time someone suggests Pilates, you raise your hand to weigh in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour tee Anything But Pilates That One Killed Jesus says it straight: the phrase \"De todo menos Pilates: ese mató a Jesús\" (anything but Pilates, that one killed Jesus) in golden letters, surrounded by blue and yellow lightning bolts with sparks. Gym humor with a pun that lands fast and gets people talking on its own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat if someone does not find it funny? It's humor and it's your gym. The gold and the lightning stand out on the dark fabric, and the high-durability print holds up through every wash without losing its shine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou step up to the rack, load the bar and your training partner reads the phrase, laughs and asks for one just like it. The PR of the day is already on its way. Made for those who never miss a gym day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eTrain everything but Pilates\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe phrase \"De todo menos Pilates: ese mató a Jesús\" (anything but Pilates, that one killed Jesus) in golden letters over blue and yellow lightning bolts with sparks. Gym humor with a pun for those who prefer iron. Available as a tee, oversized tee, sweatshirt, tank, long sleeve and hoodie, all with the same design and unisex fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eGymbros quality\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 Comfortable unisex cotton for training and everyday\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 High-durability, wash-resistant print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e💪 Classic unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📏 Sizes S to 4XL — see the size guide below\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Anything But Pilates That One Killed Jesus design about?\u003c\/strong\u003e It shows the phrase \"De todo menos Pilates: ese mató a Jesús\" (anything but Pilates, that one killed Jesus) in golden letters with blue and yellow lightning bolts and sparks. It's gym humor with a pun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes do you carry?\u003c\/strong\u003e S to 4XL, unisex fit. Check the size guide by garment type on this page.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhich garments is this design available on?\u003c\/strong\u003e Tee, oversized tee, sweatshirt, tank, long sleeve and hoodie, all with the same design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is it made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft unisex cotton with a high-durability, wash-resistant print. Comfortable fit for training and everyday wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo you ship?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes — FREE shipping to all markets: Guatemala 2-4 business days; United States, Mexico and Europe 5-10 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo you accept size exchanges?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes, size exchanges after delivery — message us on WhatsApp or Instagram @gym_brosgt. We do not offer returns or refunds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I care for it?\u003c\/strong\u003e Wash in cold water, do not tumble dry and do not iron over the print so it lasts longer.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gymbros","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":41995128176773,"sku":"GB-NEG-DTMPEMAJ-PL-S","price":52.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":41995128209541,"sku":"GB-NEG-DTMPEMAJ-PL-M","price":52.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":41995128242309,"sku":"GB-NEG-DTMPEMAJ-PL-L","price":52.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":41995128275077,"sku":"GB-NEG-DTMPEMAJ-PL-XL","price":52.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":41995128307845,"sku":"GB-NEG-DTMPEMAJ-PL-2XL","price":52.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":41995128340613,"sku":"GB-NEG-DTMPEMAJ-PL-3XL","price":52.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":41995128373381,"sku":"GB-NEG-DTMPEMAJ-PL-4XL","price":52.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0556\/1958\/4133\/files\/playera-negro-de-todo-menos-pilates-ese-mato-a-jesus-frente-grande.jpg?v=1792287326","url":"https:\/\/www.gymbrosgt.com\/en-ca\/products\/de-todo-menos-pilates-ese-mato-a-jesus","provider":"Gymbros","version":"1.0","type":"link"}